Yes you, the ones who post lengthy comments that have embedded links to Viagra, cheap air fares, refinance rates, clothing and more.
NO ONE ever sees your posts! I have spam features turned on and most of your spam requires no action on my part - the blog snatches it and keeps it from posting.
In other words, the fifteen minutes of trying to type some false praise about my blog, leading up to your rather uninteresting links, is nothing more than wasted time in YOUR life that you will NEVER recover!
I do see the spam list in a daily digest - chuckle at the illiteracy, the sad effort at trying to appear involved in the blog itself, but frankly, for the most past, my young child could write better.
So thanks for coming to my page and boosting the stat count, and maybe, if you are able to read the English language, read a few posts before you paste your drivel on my site. Who knows, you might learn a few things.
With my kindest sympathies,
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