Ladies and Gentlemen, the porn industry is suffering and needs a federal stimulus package so that it can erect new fronts to its inter-structure and bring unison to a climactic fruition.
When I awoke this morning to see Larry before Congress, I nearly peed my pants. Only in America can the prostitutes form a union and demand legal protection under the Constitution claiming an inalienable right to get screwed.
Knowing some people who rely on this industry as their mainstay, I am certainly curious how people can relegate sex to the mundane, beyond passion and relationship and focus strictly on an act of commerce, but then we are used to bending over for the taxation controls of this country, so it should come as no surprise when the disabled porn-master himself, pimped up in a designer suit, can face off against Congress with a hand out and a sorrowful, Oliveresque, "Please sir, can I have some more?"
Only in America. I've booked my plane flight to Washington D.C. for my personal bailout. More to come!
MisterWriter
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