Friday, April 10, 2009

GOTTA LAUGH SO HARD I PEE MY PANTS - C'MON BABY, PIMP MY BUICK!

pimpmybuick Okay, I confess I am getting older because all I can do is laugh when I see these very sad auto makeovers that the locals seem to love. You know what I am talking about - the pimped out, bass blasting so the license plate rattles, damn I am so cool even though I am driving a piece of s**t car that I have turned into a freak-mobile.

Well I passed one that really grabbed me. Now be honest - who pimps out a .... wait for it.... BUICK????? Uh-huh! Yep! 'Nuff said.  The thing was so high up on the oversized wheels it was weaving everywhere, all the while with PFFTS-THUD - THUD PFFTS-THUD-THUD coming from within and the little aluminum license frame visibly popping out - and the care was new because there was only the dealer paper in the frame -and I won't embarrass the dealer even though this person is advertising them.... PFFTS-THUS-THUD!

These people make me feel like a genius!

Happy Easter, everyone. Be safe and thankful that we get to breathe another day.

MisterWriter

5 comments:

Mr. Mayor said...

LOL, this is just like the car that was used in the robbery at Hobbytown, different color though. I hate that too!!!!

Anonymous said...

lol u guys are lame let kids be kids i think the mayor is racist and makes too many stereo types

Cowellian said...

How many stereo types are there? Those with really, really loud bass, and those without?

MisterWriter said...

Anon - kids???? Try a 30 plus year old. As for racist - grow up - no one said anything about who was driving and the mayor was talking about the color of the car.

Cowellian, that was funny! Maybe it was Mono y mono!

Anna said...

The world would be a better place without all the -THUD - THUD PFFTS-THUD-THUD. So much for a peaceful Sunday drive down Treat Lane.