Insanity in action once again as the National Institute of Health will spend $423,500 to find out why men do not wear condoms. Yep, that is exactly what I said. And it is a two year 'hands on' study. "Researchers at Indiana University's Kinsey Institute, with funding from the National Institutes of Health, are investigating why "young, heterosexual adult men" have problems using condoms. The study will include "skill-based intervention" to teach grown men how to use protection." READ THAT STORY HERE Here are the top ten answers they are looking for: 10) It isn't cool for young, heterosexual adult men to wear condoms. 9) They destroy sensation 8) They are uncomfortable 7) They just don't want to 6) Ooops, I meant to but there was just no time 5) She's on the pill 4) Males are fundamentally lazy when it comes to having to jacket up when aroused 3)What's a condom? 2) The one in my wallet had a hole in it and the number one answer... 1) Duh! I don't qualify to buy a condo during the recession. Perhaps someone should be fired at the NIH for wasting taxpayer dollars. Here are some of their other 'studies': "The NIH spends $29 billion each year to help fund thousands of health studies at home and abroad. But some questionable queries have come under close scrutiny, including a $400,000 study being conducted in bars in Buenos Aires to find out why gay men engage in risky sexual behavior while drunk; a $2.6 million study dedicated to teaching prostitutes in China to drink less while having sex on the job; and a $178,000 study to better understand why drug-abusing prostitutes in Thailand are at greater risk for HIV infection." And you thought I was kidding!!! MisterWriter |
Friday, June 19, 2009
Do we really need to spend $423,500 to answer a question most men will answer for FREE?
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Never underestimate the government's willingness and ability to WASTE our tax dollars. Often they waste it on the stupidest, lamest, most idiotic projects imaginable. Hell, I knew the answer to this condom question back in 1971 (when I was a college "co-ed").
Such studies are reason #4,238 for my belief in SMALL GOVERNMENT, which is something that has not existed in my lifetime, and will probably never exist again in the USA.
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