Dear Moron

Here is another Dear Moron letter... What stands out here is how this is totally ridiculous and to fall for this you have to be as moronic as the person who wrote it.  I am guessing that there must be some people who actually get suckered into this because these emails are non-stop. Enjoy - MisterWriter Dear Moron... DR CHRISTO VREY show details Jul 2 (1 day ago) From Dr. Christo Vrey The Branch Manager The Amalgamated Banks of South Africa (Absa), Republic Of South Africa (RSA) HELLO DEAR How are you today ? i hope you are doing fine? Let me start by introducing my self. My name is Mr Christo Vrey, i am a branch manager in The Amalgamated Banks of South Africa (Absa), However I am writing to request for your honest assistance to help me receive the sum of US$6, 750.000.00 million Dollar into your private bank account. This fund was what i discovered in my branch as operational profit last two years{2007} as a result of my hard work and commitment to service last 2 years (2007) I have already submitted an approved(2007 & 2006) End of the Year financial report to my Head Office here in South Africa. Moreover, this amount that i want you to receive for me is an excess fund in my own branch of the bank and my senior directors do not know anything about this excess fund in my branch and they will never ever know about it. Since then i placed this money(US$6,750.000.00). on a SUSPENSE ACCOUNT that is not reactivated, dormant account without any beneficiary for now. As a branch manager I cannot be directly connected to this money, this is the reason why I want your assistance to receive this money into your our private bank account in your country, i will direct you on how we can achieve this aim. However if you can come down here in South Africa it will also help us to see face to face here in my bank and build more trust, then i will prepare a bank deposit slip in your name and direct you on how to go to my head office and withdraw this fund after i must have installed your name and your basic information's in my banks customers computer database system as the original depositor of this fund, after the withdrawal of this fund from my head office you will take your share and i will take my share. I intend to part 40% of this fund to you while 57% shall be for me, and percent(3%) shall be for expenses like your coming down here or any other thing that comes up, I also want you to know that there is no single risk involved in this business. It is going to be a bank-to-bank transfer to your nominated bank account anywhere you feel safer in this world, this is if you can not come down here in South Africa, but if you wish to come i will provide visa for you to come. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response. Also you can forward your private phone number for speedy relation on this matter. Remember l am still working in this bank, your confidentiality is needed in this transaction. Please trust and honest is the watchword of this our transaction. Thanks and best regards, Dr. Christo Vrey AWAITS YOUR URGENT RESPONSE And another... I await your reply Mustapha Adams Esq to mustaphaadamse. show details Jun 24 (8 days ago) Sir/Madam I am searching for a reliable person to be a partner to my distinguish client (a politician).I just stumbled on your email and think it would be interest to you, and benefit you immensely. My client wants to invest in your country and have just mandated me to search for a reliable person to represent his interest. I would want your opinion on the kind of investment that is lucrative in your country without much taxes and how you would help in moving the amount running into $4.1 millions into your country without difficulties. Please provide your details and phone number. Feel free to call me on my number for brief discussion. . Reply through My personal email address:mustaphaadams1@doda.uz I await your reply. Best Regards, Mustapha Adams Esq. Tell:+234-808-052-5232 and another... As We Both Stand Gain mr.bill show details Jun 12 I am Mr. Bill Williams from Ouagadougou; I live here in  Burkina Faso with my Mother Mrs. Vivian Williams However, we write to seek your cooperation to retrieve our money that is now in the custody of the diplomat who brought it there in Madrid – Spain after Mr.Thomas Jake disappointed us out of greed as we initially agreed to compensate him with 30% of the total sum of the money ($15M USD) but, on the arrival of the diplomat there he refused our initial agreement and demands 60% of the total sum. We will be very glad if you will take into consideration our urgent plea and respond as soon as possible. Please contact me on my email: mr.billw@yahoo.com Contact Phone Number :+22678180978 Regards, Bill Williams mr.billw@yahoo.com and another... Mrs. Rose Ibrahim show details Jun 8 Dear Beloved One. It is by the grace of God that I see today, as I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Having known the truth; I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and glory upon my life. I am Mrs. Rose Ibrahim, the wife of Late Mr. El Ibrahim, I am a citizens of Tunisian. My husband worked with the Chevron/Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year 2004.We were married for ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds (Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds) with a Bank in Europe. Presently, this money is still with the Bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I, as the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account; the funds will be CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come over. Presently, I'm in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations anywhere in the World in helping human race. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money, and I am not afraid of death since I know where I am going to. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development. I await your quick response to this mail as this is my last wish to see this funds transferred before my Death. Please my beloved for further communication on how we are going to conclude this, reach me on my private mail: roseibrahim138@yahoo.com.hk Remain Blessed Your Beloved Sister . Mrs. Rose Ibrahim And finally for now, because enough is surely enough... Please Write Me Back Urgent. anthonyebrahim show details May 12 Greetings. As you read this, don't feel sorry for me, because it is the destiny of everyman to die someday. I am Anthony Ebrahim Khalid, a naturalised Briton by birth and a business merchant based in the United Kingdom. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. Hence I have decided to support charity work; this is what i want to be remembered for. So far, I have been able to reach out to a few charity organizations now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. The last of my belonging which no one knows of, is the deposit of Eight Million US dollars ($8,000,000.00) that I have in a safe keeping company abroad, which I will want you to secure and bestow to charity organizations. Please reply me via: ebrahimkhalid_anthony@hotmail.com For your time and devotion, I have set aside a 20% of this for you. May the good lord be with you Mr Anthony Ebrahim Khalid. Thanks to all the Morons who supplied this fodder. It is amazing how many cancer ridden multi-millionaires are having money problems in some peanut country. - MisterWriter