Airlines that have lost billions due to their inability to travel through volcanic ash have experience major drops in their stock prices and are now demanding restitution from the European Union for failing to better regulate the volcanic ash, a New York Times article reports. So let me get this straight – your government is at fault for failing to regulate a volcanic eruption? This is STUPID.
What’s next? PRICELINE.COM offering discount flights over ash areas?
WHY WAIT FOR 4:20 to 420 WHEN YOU CAN FUNDRAISE ALL DAY
In other news…today is 4/20, the famous 420 day that will see pot smokers unite in an effort to create an even greater ash cloud. Since California is getting closer to legalizing marijuana as a cash crop, I suggest that schools start integrating 420 into the curriculum, a way to raise money and interest in learning at the same time. Students in the younger grades could begin by tracing the contours of the marijuana leaf while reciting the main compound that creates the 420 effect. Third and Fourth grade classes could learn how to burn the leaves and enjoy the beneficial side effects that would, among other things sedate the little brats that disrupt class, increase sales of snack food at the snack counter, and a donation could be requested from parents to perform this experiment several times a week until they get straight A’s.
Middle and High Schoolers could learn how to make the best damn pot brownies in California. These could be taste tested for quality control, again increasing student attendance while reducing the need for suspensions and expulsions, and shared with school administrators would improve student faculty relations. Faculty would also be less likely to get upset over low pay, and the high cost of medical premiums. And finally, with enough production the schools could sell these high-fun foods and raise money to fund sports, music and library programs – as well as build a better school baking center. Woodshop could work on creative bongs, while metalshop could do the same. With enough weed RAP might finally die and be replaced by a whole new line of Bobby McFerrin songs in the style of Bob Marley. And finally, television reality shows could now include: TOKING WITH THE STARS and AMERICAN SMOKER in the fall line up.
Just to say!
On a more serious note: A Canada study has shown that smoking MJ can cause as much damage to DNA and cells as tobacco. Click the smoker above to read that story.
MisterWriter
3 comments:
The last line is laughable in the story, "European Officials work to End Flight Delays". "There are some worries that the travel problems could affect the Tribeca Film Festival" Wow this ASH thing is serious....
Well you know it is a NO SMOKING FLIGHT!
The timing of this is all off by a month of two, it should have taken place on Ash Wednesday.
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