Recent attempts at legislation to curtail the rights of parents homeschooling their children have become prevalent on a global basis.
Homeschoolers Vow to Continue in Face of New Law
And yet when you peruse the list of famous homeschooled people what you see is a Who’s Who of important and influential people both past and present.
Alexander Graham Bell, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Orville and Wilbur Wright, George Washington Carver, Albert Einstein, Michael faraday, Pierre de Fermat, Fred Hoyle, Ada Lovelace, Henri Poincare, Andrew Carnegie, Amadeo Giannini, Horace Greeley, Ray Kroc, Josephy Pulitzer, Ansel Adams, Susan B. Anthony, Davy Crockett, Margaret Mead, Ferdinand Porsche, Abby Sunderland, Frank Lloyd Wright, Louisa May Alcott, Hans Christian Anderson, Margaret Atwood,Jane Austen, Robert Browning,Pearl S. Buck , William F. Buckley, Jr.,Robert Burns, Agatha Christie, Samuel Clemens a.k.a. Mark Twain, Charles Dickens, Robert Frost, Alex Haley, Helen Keller, Rose Wilder Lane journalist, ghostwriter, daughter of Laura Ingalls Wilder, C.S. Lewis, Amy Lowell, Gabriela Mistral, Thomas Paine, Christopher Paolini teen author of Eragon, Alexander Pope English essayist, Eleanor H. Porter
author of Pollyanna, Beatrix Potter author of Peter Rabbit Tales, Carl Sandburg , George Bernard Shaw, Mary Shelley
best known for her Gothic novel Frankenstein which she wrote at age 18, Leo Tolstoy,Walt Whitman, Laura Ingalls Wilder, Virginia Woolf,John Adams 2nd President, John Quincy Adams 6th President, Grover Cleveland 22nd President, James Garfield 20th President, William Henry Harrison 9th President, Andrew Jackson 7th President, Thomas Jefferson 3rd President, Andrew Johnson 17th President, Abraham Lincoln 16th President, James Madison 4th President, James Monroe 5th President, James Polk 11th President, Franklin Delano Roosevelt 32nd President, Theodore Roosevelt 26th President, John Tyler 10th President, George Washington 1st President, Woodrow Wilson
28th President, Alan Alda, Louis Armstrong, Aaron Carter, Charlie Chaplin, Hillary Duff, Whoopi Goldberg, Alexander Gould, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jonas Brothers, Yehudi Menuhin, Hayden Panettiere, LeAnne Rimes, Kristen Stewart, Maria von Trapp, Elijah Wood, to name a few….
If you do not know any of the names just Google them.
And when you look at the massive blob of legalized mush of public school curriculum that passes as standards these days, you get a clear picture why homeschooling should be the poster child and not the victim of our frenzied quest for homogenization. Bound by catering to the lowest achiever while pacifying the highest, and stuck by endless budgetary cancers, public education has become the whipping post of every politician (and former actor seeking office).
Not everyone can be homeschooled. That is a given. Nonetheless, where it works, so much more is done in a shorter period, with a greater retention and accessibility, not to mention test scores and careers that every apple pie baking mom could be proud of. Of course, who bakes anymore?
Systematically, the world is jumping aboard the “every child deserves an institutional education” program. Lawsuits are prevalent globally defending the right of parents to not only raise their children, but educate them according to their own standards. Government is not so quick to agree that parents know what they are doing – as if government has demonstrated over the last few decades that IT knows what it’s doing. As if failing education standards and high dropout rates are a sign of good government insight. As if funding state prisoners on a level that state public students would love is insight. As if the level of school crime is an indication of a positive insight.
Or perhaps the needs of the many are determined by the needs of the few; a society that shouts democracy and yet where civil rights and personal liberty seems to be ever shrinking under the banner of legislation. Perhaps this is a practical need as the masses – the largely ignorant masses, as Jay Leno has often shown on “JayWalking” who know nothing of local government, need to be mustered and cajoled like large herds of cattle. Perhaps all we need is a good beer, WalMart and a little hope for a brighter future as we suffocate under debt and exhaustion. Just look at the obsession this country has with the American celebrity and you get a snapshot of the intelligence factor. When National Enquirer can outsell a local daily newspaper, times are tough. No we are not all stupid, but we are in danger of allowing the lowest level of intelligence to become the norm.
Good and bad. Right and wrong. truth, justice and the American way. Where are these now? Where is the justice? Many believe that justice is a rare commodity. And yet we live in a country with enough lawyers to defend the personal rights of every American ten times over, especially if there is money to be made. “Have you been injured breathing in the last fifty years. If so, you may be entitled to damages…Call Hector Shylock at 111-111-1111 and let us sue the bastards for you.” Uh-huh. Or my other favorite… “I owed the IRS $200,000 but thanks to Hector Shylock I only paid $2.55. Thank you Hector Shylock.” Nothing like stopping America from getting its only income source. Way to go. Of course it would help if America actually collected its dues from the likes of big business.
It is the ailment that homeschooling suffers. We do not want a nation of educated thinkers – what the heck would we do with that? Too many Berkeley types running around criticizing the country. Heck they already do that. No we want it simplified, diversified, homogenized, pasteurized and castrated. Win the lottery. Shop WalMart. Buy in bulk (for good reason). And let’s be sure to catch the Kardashians and see how spoiled rich people get to live.
Homeschooling is the last best hope. Public education, that Morpheus creature that sometimes takes the blue pill and sometimes takes the red pill has ticked and tocked over the generations to no avail. Once the whipping stick went away and the rules changed, schools had no power over the students and no power over the parents of the students. It is a shitty time to be in education, like watching the wall of water in Deep Impact heading your way. your raincoat and gum boots will not help.
As we watch the deficit clock tick well into the trillions of debt dollars that we will never pay off; as we watch China become a leading superpower and global economic engine; as we watch it take fifty years to built a piss ant little bridge addition to the Bay Bridge, is it any wonder why those people who believe in the right to parent and the right to educate their children with a system that might actually work, are getting upset? They might have a system that actually works. And under budget!
As a new school year begins, let us take pause and ask what our education should be like and how we can benefit the children we serve, for they are the future and we will get what we pay for in the way of their education. And if parents have the means to home school, they should be encouraged to do so, with lessons taken of things that can be transplanted to the public system and ways to make a lesson work well. We should strip politicians of the ability to even speak the word “education” and concentrate on the rights of teachers to have order in their classroom, and parents required to supervise and restrain their children, especially those that bring their poor home values into the classroom. Sure expect higher teacher quality but likewise; expect a higher standard of parents and students as well.
Maybe then we will see hope. Maybe then we might stand with a first class education system rather than the third world system everyone sees us clutching to. And for God’s sake turn off the Kardashians, Kate plus 8 and all that nonsense.
MisterWriter