Saturday, April 30, 2011

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Friday, April 29, 2011

A ROYAL WADDING EXCLUSIVE – HATS – THE MUSICAL. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

I am still laughing. Okay, the scenario. A fairy tale wedding. Princess Diana’s son William to the lovely Kate, now with no last name.

She looked stunning, as did her sister which, compared to the Royals makes you wonder….

 

But then came the bizarre all wearing hats that some drunken designer must have charged a gazillion dollars for because here you are important enough to get an invite to the Royal to-dos and the best you have to put on your head is.. a satellite dish?

 

 

 

 

And then there was the winner, the Princesses  Eugenie & Beatrice, the former choosing a floral print jacket with bows down the front, a matching blue taffeta skirt and bronze stacked heels with an air hostess hat with what appeared to be grapes inside  and Beatrice, who wore a giant pretzel hat. I was waiting for director Tim Burton to pop out, but failed to see him. 

Then it got worse. I’ll share in pictorial form….

 

 

 

The Queen of Denmark with her blue pipe cleaners…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Victoria Beckham….cranial airbag.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you hear me now? Have some lettuce. Lettuce be strange!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once the Alien creature gets in, you can’t pull it out again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you have it a size smaller?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Celebrating her Native American Roots, or the classic song “Windmills of my mind”… this simple elegance is sure to attract the Parveesi Clan from the Andromeda Galaxy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladies, tired of having to carry that handbag like the Queen of England? How about the HandBag bad hat for those times you need a bag on your head….

 

Call in the next five minutes and we will triple your order….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back to nature with this twig ensemble straight from Sherwood Forest.  Caution: should not be worn around smokers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least she has an excuse – she IS the Queen of England. Although….

 

 

 

 

 

 

…some have suggested that…. Hmmmmm…

Smokin!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh look, Barbie got an invitation and came with her bathroom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Be scared. Be very, very scared….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BULLSEYE! 10 points, old chap!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Vanessa, Bear to be different and no, she was not invited to the wadding!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Large purple and peacock hides face well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Representing the marine life in this lovely jellyfish hat….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Whew making fun of these people makes me hungry. Hey Miss, I’ll take a dozen of the chocolate ones…

 

Thanks luv.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Even though she was not invited, Lady Gaga took off her dead meat and made her own damn hat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m not sure which member of the Royal Family this is but the hat is lovely. Bitch!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Showing why it is a good thing that she will never be Queen, Beatrice, Fergie’s daughter displays her bizarre sense of humor by applying a thick layer of butterfly food paste to her scalp!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Need I really say something that this photo does not already say?

 

 

 

 

After the donuts you have to have a little fun…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yentl meets The Great Gatsby. YadaYadaYada

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Damn, I knew i should have practiced those bows longer…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The boat is sinking….bye bye boat….

 

 

 

 

 

 

And… Simon Cowell chose not to wear a hat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Congratulations to the bride and groom. May their $50billion wedding last longer than the last handful of royalty’s marriages.

God Save the Queen!

 

MisterWriter

Monday, April 25, 2011

ORIGINALITY, PRIVACY, SEX, AND THE QUEST FOR TELEPORTATION-FOR REAL

http://search.creativecommons.org/?q=beam%20me%20up# Original paintings from the masters are prized and valued,both for their content as much as their originality. There are many prints and images of the Mona Lisa, for example, but when you stand before the real thing, there is more; originality, history, value, a general weight that the copy seems to lack, even though the two may appear identical.

Identical twins, identical DNA. Differing only in their characteristics as acquired through life, they are the same in appearance and yet different in all other ways. How so? And which is the one with the greater value?

Cloning holds the same argument. Is there a difference if you clone someone? You have copied all the essential DNA and at that snapshot moment in time, the attribution of the original to the clone is merely perceived. In fact, were clones to switch labels you would never know which was the original and which was the copy.

And does it matter?

Limited edition series gold collector coins. Identical, but for the value imparted by content and quantity produced.

That is the premise for my chat on teleportation, a science fiction device that this year took a giant step toward reality. Yes, I am talking about “Beam me up, Scotty,” that phrase that was never uttered in the Star Trek realm, but which we are globally familiar.

So here is the brief explanation. First you map the person down to the smallest level. Then you must disassemble the structure of the person – they would become a pile if loose atoms, not unlike a dust cloud.  Then you must transmit the data of their sequence to another machine at the destination point which, using the raw materials of which you are comprised, down to the last gram, would recreate your form, somehow binding atoms and molecules into the shape of you, complete in every way. And if you are lucky, and nothing got moved, shifted or nudged into the wrong place, you would step from the transporter pad/device and continue as though nothing had happened.

univer And yet something did happen, even if the machine is perfect in every way. What happened was that the pile of matter that was your form was destroyed and a copy made. Dolly the sheep had many clones that were identical. Cloning is transportation without destroying the prototype. You use matter and allow the DNA to sequence it in the original form.

So is there something missing in this equation? Will your soul get lost? Would a Catholic ever be able to step on such a device knowing that while the form may indeed be transported light years away, the soul, as yet unidentified in corporeal (and reproducible way) be lost?  And as an aside, were you to indeed identify and quantify a soul, would you be able to change it for the better – turn evil into good, so to speak?

So what is originality but for our feeble human quest for retaining a value? We see this in the world where hand made items are considered valuable because of the skill that went in to the creation, while machine made items are just – well – machine made items. Disposable, if you will.

Are we so afraid that we are worthless as a species if we are able to be duplicated?  We certainly feel that way in our jobs, when our boss demands more of us for no greater pay and then, after twenty years of dedicated service replaces you with a cheaper (and cuter) model, someone lacking your acquired skills and experience.

At the end of the day we all die – no matter how great we are, no matter how big our accomplishments. The longest lasting artifacts of our race are crumbling in the Egyptian desert, or are buried in the sands somewhere. Dinosaurs, humanity, aliens (if some did crash land.) The originals that no matter what are finite.

Were you to transport, you could achieve much more as the process refines. After the scan, abnormalities and cancers could be identified and those pieces removed and replaced with harmless tissue. You could cure disease that way. You could also build an army that way – one person’s complete data and piles of chemicals that make up the matter of that person’s body and you keep duplicating, like a pirated DVD being shared across the Internet.  You could plug in characteristics from the composite data banks of thousand of people who beamed before you and finally get that head of hair back, or those thinner thighs and tighter butt, perkier breasts, bigger muscles and more. Perhaps you could adjust the brain elements to eliminate phobias and other mental disorders by replacing that coding with the coding of that really cool person you admired for many years. And all those celebrity addicts that have to have a piece of their favorite over-hyped celeb could likewise add those pieces to their own makeup.

Yeah, yeah, you say. But we cannot teleport anywhere. Wrong!  Quantum physics has shown the unique manner in which a pair of photons in different locations can respond simultaneously when only one is affected.  Now researchers have managed to enhance the functionality “opening the way for high-speed, high-fidelity transmission of large volumes of information” which is the first in a series of step that will ultimately lead to transporting people. That said… “One of the limitations of high-speed quantum communication at present is that some detail is lost during the teleportation process. It’s the Star Trek equivalent of beaming the crew down to a planet and having their organs disappear or materialize in the wrong place. We’re talking about information but the principle is the same – it allows us to guarantee the integrity of transmission.” 

You can read the details HERE.  “The experiments were conducted on a machine known as "the teleporter" in the laboratory of Professor Akira Furusawa in the Department of Applied Physics in the University of Tokyo.”

As science leads us towards these once fantastical ideas about the future, we are left pondering the ethical implications. Despite naysayers, I do believe that change is good, and more so, that change is survival. Left alone we tend to become a petty and bickering species, not unlike children left unattended who bicker and fight rather than focus productively on something greater.

What we need to get past is the sense of importance that we believe to be so fundamental to our existence. Forgetting that before life and after death, without enduring the endless religious and philosophical debates, that we lose the physical realm we enjoy for this lifespan, and ignoring the fact that hundreds of millions of bipeds have roamed this same earth before us and will after us, we need to understand that sense of uniqueness is flawed.  Originality is a construct that we cling to in order to feel more secure and stable in this existence. It is a bit like looking at an ant colony and arguing that one ant is filled with more originality than the next.  As cloning, teleportation and other progresses of science bring us toward a more Blade Runner way of life, the value of life becomes a subjectivity only and not a matter of national pride. 

univrse2If you like this sort of thing you would love a book I have been reading  “The Self-Aware Universe” by Amit Goswami     which you can look at and buy HERE. The book runs $11.95 although you can get it for as low as $4.95. 

Dr. Goswami is Professor of physics at the University of Oregon’s Institute of Theoretical Science for over 30 years and author of many books. You can read about him HERE. I am reading this book on my iPad, about three quarters the way through and I find it is exciting reading in that it opens up possibilities that you rarely hear discussed, although more so now that you have scientists working on teleportation in the mainstream media. His whole focus is on consciousness over reality; that the development of consciousness resulted in the creation of the universe. You may sound a little skeptical but if you read this you will have to consider the merits of the suggestion. After all – if a tree falls…sorry just kidding – reconcile existence as a measure of physical atoms with consciousness developing afterwards and you have a one sided perspective. But consider, if you will, the effect of a global consciousness, the collective mindset and the effect that it has on the resulting reality.

Need a video break? Click HERE.

While many people may be skeptical of such a concept, whether teleportation or a universal consciousness that forms reality, consider the sheer number of popular movies that have dealt with time travel, multi-verses, black holes leading through dimensional doorways, Stargates, The Matrix, and even the latest in the Star Trek films that brought old Spock back to an earlier time resulting in a change in timelines so that he could exist both young and old, while totally changing everything enough to launch a whole new series of films, or television without having forgotten the original.

There is that word again… original. If the original was changed and never happened, and a new one is the result, then isn;t that new one now the original?   Whew – headache!

Beam me up, Scotty. Anytime.

 

MisterWriter

Sunday, April 24, 2011

EASTER HEADLINES – SURGEON PREVAILS

Here are some of today’s news headlines (and my end notes) – they seem to have forgotten the point of Easter. Read the list and I will cheer you up at the end – thanks to Al.

 

Lindsay Lohan Back in the Slammer  (She is getting a jail gym membership)

Olsen's Wacky Fur Outfit  (Olsen Twins and Wacky? )

Robert De Niro To GOP, Donald Trump: 'How Dare You!'  (You lookin at me? Meet the F**ckers)

Jerry Seinfeld, Donald Trump Rip Each Other In Heated Political War Of Words  (Wow, the end of the world as we know it.)

Lil B's 'I'm Gay' Album Title Results In Death Threats  (My favorite Easter story – see earlier posting)

GRAHAM: U.S. SHOULD BOMB GADDAFI INTO SUBMISSION (Why not – it works so well for everyone else!)

Black Cloud Over 2012: Voters Unenthused By Crop Of Presidential Hopefuls (We should bomb them into submission)

Walmart Tests Online Grocery Delivery (Wonder if the People of Walmart will be delivering?)

Five Women Found Brutally Murdered In Mexican Resort Town (Resort towns seem to be quite dangerous)

Troubled Author Hospitalized (Had too many cups of tea)

Grandmother Dropped Into Arctic During Botched Rescue Dies (Sequel to Throw Mama From The Train)

NFL Star In Intensive Care After Being Stabbed, Wife Is Main Suspect (Where did the angry wife stab him? )

The Scary Implications of the iPhone Tracking Everywhere You Go  (Your phone bill is the scary part)

Quran-Burning Pastor's Jailing Raises First Amendment Questions (Quran or Koran? How do you spell it?

Default On Debt Could Be Doomsday Scenario For Economy (Comes from bombing too many people into submission)

Is the World Too Big to Fail? The Contours of Global Order (Two words– Roman Empire)

Tennessee 'Don't Say Gay' Bill Advances In State Senate (Unlike California, some states swing the opposite way. “I told you not to say it!”)

The news headlines just keep getting more stupid. It is Easter. Whether you believe in the risen Christ or the furry bunny, it is a day to enjoy family – even those you don’t enjoy, and an abundance of food products that you will regret tomorrow. If you were smart you would have bought stock in Tums and Alka Seltzer last week. In the meantime…

Remember the good old days, early 80’s when Madonna first popped on the scene with “Like A Virgin” which, of course turned out to be a joke in itself with her endless pre- B. Spears headlines. Well along cam Al to the rescue. Enjoy. It is a classic now. I liked his version better, as well as his Michael Jackson parodies “Eat it” and “Fat”.

 

MisterWriter

Lil B's 'I'm Gay' Album Title Results In Death Threats


Hahahahaha­hahaha - Gay people will take offense to the "happy" connotatio­n because it simplifies the term "gay" into something non-sexual­, thus making it redundant. On the other hand has anyone considered this guy is secretly gay and coming out in a very unconventi­onal way by actually announcing what he is denouncing at the same time? And finally, in 100 years, no one will find his album along with the other 5 billion rap albums/cds that will have long since vanished from the face of the Earth and by then everyone may well be gay in the happy sense once again to actually have music that can be appreciate­d without bleeping out every third word, or songs with gay, I mean happy, lyrics. Just sayin!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

Saturday, April 23, 2011

A HAPPY SPRING AND DAWN

Easter

"Easter" is derived from Eastre, or Eostre, the Anglo-Saxon Goddess of spring and dawn. The festival of Eostre was celebrated on the day of the Vernal Equinox (spring). Traditions associated with the festival of the Teutonic fertility Goddess survive in the Easter rabbit and colored eggs.

The Easter egg is associated with this World-Egg, the original germ from which all life proceeds, and whose shell is the firmament. So there is a heathen connection between the egg and the ideas or feelings of birth, new life, and creation.

The hare is the true Easter beast, not the rabbit. He was sacred to the Spring-Goddess, Eostre. Hares were sacrificed to her. The hare was an emblem of fertility, renewal, and return of spring to the heathen.

Eating hot-cross buns is one of the Good Friday customs that has taken root in America. They are pagan in origin, for the Anglo-Saxon savages consumed cakes as part of the jollity that attended the welcoming of spring. Early missionaries from Rome despaired of breaking them of the habit, and got around the difficulty by blessing the cakes, drawing a cross upon them. but the cross was a pagan symbol long before the crucifixion. Bread and cakes were sometimes marked with it in pre-Christian times. Two small loaves each with a cross on them were discovered under the ruins of Herculaneum, a city overwhelmed by volcanic ash in A.D. 79. It is probable that the crosses here had a pagan  meaning like those which appeared on cakes associated with the worship of Diana. 

I wish you a peaceful Spring morn, and blessings for those in your life.

MisterWriter

Friday, April 22, 2011

CALIFORNIA CHANGES SOCIAL STUDIES TO SEXUAL STUDIES:LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR SEX NOW SHALL WE?

The stupid state, as California is getting to be known, has now pushed an education reform (which it can neither afford, nor supplement) that will force gay and lesbian and transgender history into the textbooks because, folks, your children need to know the contributions these groups made in the bedrooms of history. So claims a gay California Senator.

“The legislation now under consideration in California would add lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people to the lengthy list of social and ethnic groups that schools must include in social studies lessons. It also would require as soon as the 2013-2014 school year the California Board of Education and local school districts to adopt textbooks and other teaching materials that cover the contributions and roles of sexual minorities.” Read it HERE. Actually the Senate passed the bill (SB48) on April 14. Read on.

Did you know, for example that Mozart wrote a dirty song, “Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber” (translation: Lick me in the ass nice and clean). No kidding. Let's shove that in the textbooks because we need to know who did whom and where they did it. If it is good enough for Mozart we should shove that in the history and the music curriculum.

I am so sick of special interest groups ramming their philosophy down the throats of everyone because they believe they have a right. I do not give one iota about the sexuality of history. Just as I do not ask you with whom you sleep, I do not believe your contributions to history are made because you are gay, lesbian, transgendered or alien. Don't care. Just ain’t relevant.

Is that to say that certain historical relevancies that involved gay, lesbian and/or transgender people are not worthy of mention? Hardly. The fact that they are GLT is the irrelevant part.

Sections detailing Caligula’s deviancies should be peppering those previously dry and boring social studies pages, grabbing the attention of the pre-pubescent and staff alike.  And what grade do we assign? Average? Above-Average? Versatile?  Or better yet, on a scale of variety, will you have sub-sections that are geared toward the gay, African-American, Handicapped, warrior who suffered from ADHD as he invaded Poland?

It’s bad enough reading the sexual escapades of the politicians of this world, the foot tappers who get arrested, the celebrities who ply young kids with “Jesus juice” before sleeping with them, or the Jaycee Duggard weirdo abductors who seem to be crawling out of the woodwork faster than we can repair the holes. Perhaps they want a chapter or two in the text books also?

In an age where our students –especially in California – struggle to make sense of basic math and language concepts, it seems there would be no dumber a point of time to start rewriting the history books to include the sexual sub-genders for the sake of satisfying someone’s whiny self-indulgent theory that they deserve representation in education.  As it is teachers have to stand like Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio De Janeiro whenever a child comes up for a hug so that “it does not look like you are hugging them.”

And for a system that prohibits prayer in school, sexuality will now be acceptable fodder in the name of non-discrimination. Why is this not plastered all over the news?

Worse still,  “The measure further would prohibit the adoption of any materials that "reflect adversely" on gays or particular religions.”  And you talk about brainwashing.  So open the door for more mindlessness. Watch as Sharia Law infiltrates America as it has already done through England and Europe.

I have nothing against gay people, but just as I do not stand there flaunting my sexuality, I hardly expect that my children will me made to endure some pro-gay education content that enforces the notion that diversity ends in the bedroom as well as the classroom. And quite frankly, as bad as the education system is right now, I would pull my kids out and home school them were such stupidity to pass. And this is from someone who is pro-same sex parents, and who has no issue with gay marriage.

The author of this bill is – surprise, surprise – openly gay. Democratic Sen. Mark Leno, of San Francisco who stated: “Should we delete the inclusion of all the groups that are currently in the statute? Why is that OK, not LGBT? That is discriminatory." What is discriminatory is not being able to opt out of having this pushed at my children for no purpose than to satisfy the childhood inadequacies felt by its author. mark

Click the image to the left and visit Leno’s website. You can contact him through a link on the site. A good question is why a public servant is peddling this concept. Leno is also the chair of the Senate Budget & Fiscal Review Committee.

And for the record his bill passed the Senate on April 14. You can read about it HERE. The next stop for SB 48 is the Assembly, where it will be heard in policy committees. I suggest if you have an opinion on the matter you start voicing it now before you have to start reviewing it as homework.

MisterWriter

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

STOP THE PRESS – OMG-MASS MURDERER FEARS GLOBAL WARMING – THIS IS NEWS?

charles

Why Charles Manson is still alive is the real news story. Why wasn’t this man executed a long, long, time ago in his galaxy far, far, away? And why do we even need to hear about him? And ask me if I care a rats ass what he thinks about global warming?

In an upcoming story about California pushing for gay, lesbian and transgender history, let me just suggest that the mass murderers of the world unite and demand that the history books are rewritten sympathetic to their cause as well.

MisterWriter

Monday, April 18, 2011

THREE CUPS OF WHAT? DESTROYING MORE OF THE INSPIRING STUFF

3cups In recent posts I commented how we like to elevate and then destroy most of what we deem to be inspirational and virtuous, whether in the headlines for Bill Cosby’s past transgression, to Gandhi possibly being a sexual deviant and seducer of teen girls. The latest in the idyll-slayings is Greg Mortenson who shot into prominence with his story of being kidnapped by the Taliban and his release and subsequent push to establish schools in the poverty ridden areas of Pakistan, detailed in his best selling book “Three Cups of Tea.”  You can read that HERE.

I met Mortenson at a book signing he was giving a few years ago. A few thousand people showed up to line a block waiting for the chance to fill a church and hear him speak, and to get their copy of his book signed afterwards. I was covering the event and managed a few words with him before it all started.  I found him to be a very unassuming man, very open to all and the image of the perception one might expect. Humbled.

So when 60 Minutes raised the question of the whole story being a fabrication, my first thought was “here we go again,” followed by “does it really matter?”

Does it really matter is not meant to be a defense against lies, or frauds, cheats, sneaks or more. What it does is identify that there is a duality here; the myth of the ideal and the harsh reality that underlies it. For if you look at human history, every man and woman who ever elevated to mythic stature remained the same flawed human being that they started as, only we chose to see the ideal and close our sight to the failings that take away from the myth.

And that is the whole point of celebrity and why we are so taken by anyone of stature. And I do mean anyone. We rely on celebrity to remove us from the mundane of our reality. “To stand in the presence of greatness” however it is obtained makes us feel better about our minimum wage job, or our debt load, our illnesses, our poverty, our gang-neighborhood and so on. How else could these people exist?  Why are the rap artists so popular? Why are the “bad boys” or “bad girls” elevated in their celebrity?  Both positive and negative mythos can elevate. You need only see Hitler’s legacy compared to Mother Theresa’s legacy to see the stark opposite and yet equal ranking in terms of the effect that they have upon people.

And perhaps a great reason for that is a desperate need for something to elevate us or offer an escape, a means of transforming the mundane into something “special” because God knows we all want to be special.  Ask yourself why a guy sitting in his garage, learning to play guitar, singing to himself until his mother tells him to keep the noise down, can become the same guy who has a crowd of screaming girls just dying to see him, touch him, sleep with him, rip a piece of his life to hold with their own.  Or worse, the psychopaths who stalk and murder the celebrity in order to validate their own life and in the process gaining a permanent status, albeit infamy.

We relegate the mythos to the ranks. We stand in awe of the Pope, and yet if you are not a Catholic there is a built in deference to so grand a figure with so large a history. The Queen of England – once the monarchs were the rulers in the many battles they had, but long since relegated to figurehead role. And yet dare you not speak to the Queen without first being spoken to, this woman with no surname, this role the British deem important to perpetuate.

Our Presidents, once just lawyers (usually) somewhere in America, and in President Obama’s case, not even necessarily of the mainland, reachable back then like anyone else, but now buried behind layers of security and rules, and status, and a solemnity when you come to face to face with the man or the institution he is part of. And yet he is just a man. 

In our need to have hope and guidance, in addition to order and rule, we allow ourselves to elevate people in all kinds of roles.  Likewise, get a group of people to solve a problem, invariably the dynamics push forward a leader type, and once established, is assumed and accepted until someone kicks off the pedestal and they are left standing there proclaiming “I am not a crook.”

So whether Greg Mortenson lied or not, the tale was one we collectively accepted as elevating, and worthy of support, regardless whether it was true or not because we chose to believe, we wanted to believe and even now, regardless of the outcome, will continue to believe.

The early astronauts had “The Right Stuff” but what stuff was that? Foolishness to be, as one described, “Spam in a can” back in the early days of firing human bodies skyward come what may? And the heroes were the ones who lived to tell the tale, for I will wager that you do not recall the names of the many astronauts who died in the process.

We like the “Stuff” whether it is the “Right” kind or the “Inspiring” kind. We want heroes even if we would not know a hero standing without praise in front of our face. For even though Jesus of the Bible began a simple man, look how elevated a third of humanity has placed him, even two thousand years later, even without proof, despite detractors, on a premise of hope and salvation only.

From my book “Signs You May Be An Idiot and other musings.” 

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There are only two types of people in the world:
those who believe they are important and those who
believe they are not. And, of those believing they
are important, they find importance is an illusion,
for like all things on Earth, time erodes it away.
Consequently, it is a safe assumption that there are
no people of importance- merely people with
attitudes.
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You may download a free PDF HERE if you wish.

Three Cups of what you may ask. It all depends, I guess, whether the cups are half-full or half-empty. And that depends on…you.

MisterWriter

Saturday, April 16, 2011

IF YOU STARE LONG ENOUGH YOU SEE THE WRINKLES FORMING – DO YOU REACH A POINT WHERE IT IS NOT WORTH BEING ALIVE?

The world’s oldest man died last week at the age of 114 years in his Montana home. Walter Breuning was so titled by the  Guiness Book of World Records.

He was over twice my age and, judging by the photograph and accounts of his life, both spry and content, which I take as a positive sign amidst all the bleak news one often hears about aging and all its associated woes.

I’m not sure that I want to be around that long. My grandmother died at age 88 and I recall the last decade or so she was house bound. And yet both my parents still love, more mobile than my grandmother ever was. 

Worse, I watch as the world I grew up in has changed, and not generally for the better. And yet I am good at change. Change is the essence of life. “A useless life is short if it lasts a century,” Breuning said. “ There are greater and better things in us all, if we would find them out.” Easy words for a man diagnosed at age 64 with colon cancer. In an interview with the Associated Press in autumn 2010, Breuning admitted to always embracing change – especially death.

People born early in the 20th century saw many remarkable things – electricity, through space travel and all the technology in between.  They lived through two world wars and numerous other conflicts. And, in many cases, may well have outlived their own children. In Breuning’s case, he had no children and his siblings lived to be quite old as well.

“Never be afraid to die. Because you're born to die," he said.  You can and should read the interesting life of Walter Breuning HERE. It may give you pause to consider your own.

One thing is certain; as you get older, the world you knew and the people with whom you passed through, get left behind. When you consider the standards of conduct, the expectations of behavior and the vast changes from the turn of the old century to the present, you have to wonder how people cope with the loss of the world in which they lived. All the joys of youth, the stability of growing up, then older, parenting, and slowly losing your youth as you watch your once fine neighborhood decay into a run down area festering with crime. Or the care with which people once treated each other lost to the impatience and rudeness of youth today. On one hand living past 100 means watching the world reinvent itself. On the other hand it means losing what you once treasured and having no further chances at recapturing that.

Is there an age where you simply wait for death to knock?  I know there are many elderly people who get depressed, stuck without independence and assuming the role of child to their child’s new role as their parent and caregiver. I remember my mother having to handle my grandmother’s finances. I’d rather be an old Aborginal and go walkabout when I feel the time has come, never to be seen again. 

And in our society we hold tight to the memories of those who die young(er). Elvis is still remembered. James Dean is still immortalized. Marilyn Monroe still holds the fascination as does the assassinated JFK and Jackie-O. Princess Diana. The list goes on. My own sister who died at the age of ten, caught in that freeze frame of memory that suffers none of the indignity of aging and wearing out. If you stare long enough you see the wrinkles forming. The eyesight goes along with the patience for stupidity. Idle whims have no place. And yet…

A decade ago I was driving a car and happened to see in my rear view mirror the face of the old man in the car behind. He stared at me – well straight ahead – his hands clutching the ten and two on the steering wheel. It was his face that caught my attention, the downward curve of his mouth that formed an upside down U shape. It was the face of disdain, of someone fed up with the world. And I wondered why he would have felt that way.

You couldn’t pay me enough money to be a teenager again. In fact, you couldn’t get me to redo anything shy of 25 or 26 years of age. And now twice that age, I still embrace change, even while I watch the wrinkles forming. At least I  have reasons to smile.

MisterWriter

Friday, April 15, 2011

IS PAYPAL THREATENING ME? WILL I GET A VISIT BY THE PAYPAL MAFIA SOON?

paypal2 In today’s email I got a notice from PayPal that they would like me to accept an electronic way to get my statements. (click the picture for a larger image) They called it “exciting news”. What they did NOT tell me was that this is NOT an option. And worse, logging into their site (directly – never from an email link unless you want to be hacked) I was greeted by a threat that announced I would no longer be able to send or receive fund UNLESS I accepted this manner of getting my statements, ONLY AFTER I selected the “Remind me Later” option, one of only two choices. They called that a “temporary” disruption of my service, starting January 2012. Click the second picture for a larger image.

I call that a THREAT. If you DEMAND my acceptance then there is no need for my consent. Or my consent is worthless. Certainly I am pissed off that it was presented as a choice when in fact there was no choice. That is not “exciting news” as they proclaimed, but rather an invitation for me to FIGHT BACK.

paypal I have, in the past, liked PayPal and have used PayPal, however upon receipt of this threat, I plan to respond to PayPal with a middle finger “F**K YOU” and end my accounts. After all, PayPal is NOT the only payment acceptance system anymore and an act of arrogance and sheer stupidity for them to threaten me in this manner. And if that means they lose eBay revenue as well, since eBay is owned by PayPal, or vice-versa, I am not in the least bit sympathetic.

And so, I suggest that everyone who uses PayPal send them a clear message. Contact Scott Thompson, President of PayPal at sthompson@paypal.com / scott@paypal.com or by mail at Scott Thompson, President PayPal , 2211 N. First Street, San Jose, CA 95131.

As it turns out there are a lot of people who HATE PayPal – visit http://www.screw-paypal.com.

It turns out that PayPal is covering an IRS requirement by FORCING account holders to accept the electronic disclosures so they can file 1099K’s by email. And that is fine – what is not fine is the bullshit way of asking for your consent and then letting you know that your account will get frozen if you do not consent. You can read more on that HERE.

And do share this post with all your friends using PayPal or eBay because it will affect you all. Thanks PayPal for showing how much you really do not want my business.

MisterWriter

A NEW FRIDAY JIGSAW

jig I’ve posted a harder jigsaw puzzle, but you can make it harder still by customizing the number of pieces using the menu that shows on the left side.  Click HERE to play the puzzle (you can select the CAN YOU JIG item from the menu bar.

Happy Friday.

And remember…taxes due soon!

“Life is a puzzle with a story woven into it.” - MisterWriter