Monday, January 23, 2012

Florida Primary 2012 Likely To Shift GOP Candidates' Focus To Environment


With Newt, an Amphibian Presidency will replace the Bald Eagle with the Red Eyed Tree Frog as the national symbol. Swimming lessons will be mandatory in all schools across the nation. Sushi will be banned. Popular baby names will include Salamander for girls and Cray for boys. It will add new meaning when we describe our economy as "underwate­r." Open marriages will be legal for spawning purposes only. Gay aquatic life will not be recognized­. And Congress will run on a drip irrigation policy - wait, it already does!
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost

1 comments:

Rich said...

Environment ?? If they would just stop all the Hot Air we wouldn't have to worry about global warming. Campaigns should be limited to 60 days prior to the vote. The voting should be held on the same date for federal elections in all states. No more caucuses held by welfare farm states - It's a Federal primary & election not a back room party to continue farm subsidies